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The Vendor Meal Should Be Served in a Room With a Window. That Is the Entire Editorial.
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By The Editorial Board · August 7 · 2 min read · Subscribers Only

The Docket

09:14 EDTSneak-peek turnaround expectations reach an all-time high of “by the time we get to the hotel.”

11:02 EDTThe Golden Hour Commission has again declined to publish its October schedule. Members are advised to plan around “the usual window, probably.”

13:40 EDTA Cleveland-area DJ’s announcement of a “special surprise sparkler moment” was heard by every vendor except the ones holding cameras. Recovery efforts ongoing.

16:22 EDTA Rochester studio reports its inquiry form has been submitted 31 times by the same address, each time with a different first name.

Opinion

The Vendor Meal Should Be Served in a Room With a Window. That Is the Entire Editorial.